Humor: Blogo, ergo sum (I blog, therefore I am)

I was browsing around and stumbled across this site - "Latin Phrases" - its got a whole list of Latin phrases for the sophist in us all, most notable being:

Cogito, ergo sum.
I think, therefore I am.

Sum, ergo edo.
I am, therefore I eat.

Cogito, ergo doleo.
I think, therefore I am depressed.

Cogito sumere potum alterum.
I think I’ll have another drink.

Qualem muleirculam!
What a bimbo!

Qualem blennum!
What a doofus!

According to the site - "Impress your friends and relatives, talk to them in Latin. Remember:
"quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur" (anything said in Latin sounds profound)."